• Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
  • Me: "Yeah..."
  • Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
  • Me: -Forgets entire language-


  • My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.










musewhipped:


0hfaithful:

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE THING OH MY GOD

Pretty sure that cat is using its magical powers to turn the plants around itself orange for camouflage. Yup, that’s it.

musewhipped:

0hfaithful:

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE THING OH MY GOD

Pretty sure that cat is using its magical powers to turn the plants around itself orange for camouflage. Yup, that’s it.





souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel



chickron:

idonutlikethesepuns:


Watch out! It’s con-tagious.

I’m really feeling it now. I’ve been falling asleep everywhere.
And I saw a girl get on the bus, tired and decked in fandom merch and it was just a silent knowing of ah yes, you went to the con as well. 

me right now

chickron:

idonutlikethesepuns:

Watch out! It’s con-tagious.

I’m really feeling it now. I’ve been falling asleep everywhere.

And I saw a girl get on the bus, tired and decked in fandom merch and it was just a silent knowing of ah yes, you went to the con as well. 

me right now



ibelieveinsing:

Im inlove with this couple, sorry not sorry.

ibelieveinsing:

Im inlove with this couple, sorry not sorry.





beyoncevevo:

people who steal text posts from tumblr and put them on other social networking sites 

image



jrrtolkiennerd:

lord-kitschener:

raven-waves:

J.R.R. Tolkien

"That bloke who wrote them books about those hobbit things was a top lad"

—thegingerlow

HERO OF DOOM